On July 4 we celebrate the independence of an upstart bunch of discontented colonies that didn't want to be bossed around anymore by a greedy tyrant. They were especially unhappy with being told what to do without having any say in it …and the kicker was that these peasants were supposed to pay for the privilege of being allowed to exist. We know the rest of the story.
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Every day is Independence Day for all our teenagers