“And the sign says, 'Long-haired freaky people need not apply.' So I tucked all my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why. He said 'You look like a fine, upstanding young man - I think you'll do.' So I took off my hat and said, 'Imagine that! Huh... me, working for you!' … Signs, Signs, Everywhere there's signs.
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Signs, signs