The whole church was starting to squirm and twist, Aunt Sadie was straightening her hat, Deacon Hunter was looking at his watch for the 10th time and even pastor Jones was thumbing through his Bible as if looking for something important. Uncle Silas Crabtree was praying the closing prayer and everybody in the church knew he just wasn't any hand to do that.He could never seem to find a stopping place. After preaching for over an hour the new pastor had called on him by mistake, one he wouldn't repeat anytime soon.