If everything works out the way I've planned, and it better, I am currently on my very last college spring break ever. I'm aware that the phrase “college spring break” probably makes it sound like I'm living it up on a crowded and barely-clothed beach somewhere, but I can totally assure you, I'm not. In fact, it's nearly the opposite-it's still pretty cold here, so everyone around is wearing plenty of clothes, and it's not very crowded, either.